The Happy Hooker: Expat Intrigue – Living with the Enemy in Deepest France

February 3, 2012 in Books, Fiction, Humour

Expat Living France - Jonathan VealeDrink, debauchery and mischief. Yes, a heady mix for the young, but an even more dangerous cocktail for the hundreds of thousands of ‘mature’ Brits who have chosen to make a foreign country their retreat . . . on a permanent basis. In this first of a series of revelations, Jonathan Veale portrays the lives of, we suspect, his friends and acquaintances with a friendly eye and, thank goodness, keeps his own ego and nose out of the equation. As a birdwatcher studies the habitat of the common sparrow, so Jonathan observes the nesting habits of a group of characters who get up to all sorts of mischief. This is a book that should be kept away from mother-in-laws; if they get hold of it, the secrets of an away from it all life will be exposed and the consequences long lasting. What is life really like as an expat? This book reveals all, and teases, amuses and informs with the lightest of touches.

Printed Version

This book is the printed version of Jonathan’s two Kindle books of ex-pat living in France combined. So it is the perfect solution for anyone without an eReader who wants to get hold of his humorous tales of France.

Kindle Versions Volume1 and Volume 2

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The Happy Hooker: Expat Intrigue – Living with the Enemy in Deepest France - USA $14.23

The Happy Hooker: Expat Intrigue – Living with the Enemy in Deepest FranceUK £8.99

If you prefer you can purchase the book directly from Jonathan using the link below:

The Happy Hooker – Living with the Enemy in Deepest France - the price of £7.25 includes postage and packing worldwide.

Book Reviews

How welcome to find a book that makes one laugh so much. This is a most entertaining series of intrigues undertaken by members of a local expat community here in France. The characters are quite believable and instantly recognisable as if in our own village. There is a sharp wit that is found throughout each story and a lovely twist by the end. This is not just a run-of-the-mill expat book but a real gem. An ideal Xmas present for unsuspecting francophile friends. I cannot wait for the sequel. Written by Tommo on Amazon

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Expat Living in Rural France – Still Barking

January 31, 2012 in Books, Fiction, Humour

Expat Living in Rural France The second in a two volume series of books on what life is like for an expat, living in a rural part of the South of France. Continuing on from the short story listing of Volume 1, Jonathan Veale adds more meat to the bones of his expat living in France tales. A humorous take on the comings and goings of expats as they visit the Cochon and Sifflet village bar, mixing with the locals, getting embroiled with some local politics and often creating a little bit of a furore themselves. All done for the most part under the watchful eye of the bar’s proprietor who, in an attempt to improve his English, sends regular updates by email to his famous cartoonist friend. A very much tongue in cheek offering of light entertainment and humour.

Volume 2

Like the first volume, the episodes in these books are complete stories in themselves and offer more insights into, amongst other things, property buying in France, dealing with the authorities, and generally getting along without upsetting the locals.

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Available now in Kindle format from Amazon, you can purchase the book and be reading it in a matter of minutes. Use the links below:

Volume 2 of Expat Living in Rural France – Still Barking $3.05 – USA

Volume 2 of Expat Living in Rural France – Still Barking £1.99 – UK

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Also available in multiple formats on Smashwords Expat Living in Rural France – Still Life in the Old Dogs

For fans of Barnes&Noble and the Nook you can get your version of Expat Living via this link.

iTune Listings

Expat Living FranceIf you haven’t already, don’t forget to check out volume 1 of the ‘Expat Living in Rural France‘ series. If you like the look of the books, then it would make sense to buy volume 1 first. But of course the choice is entirely yours.

Book Reviews

Another French expat book that I found very entertaining, a very worth while read for the Anglophile. Written by Traveller on Amazon

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Expat Living in Rural France – Still Life in the Old Dogs

January 30, 2012 in Books, Fiction, Humour

Expat Living in Rural FranceIf you’ve ever wondered what British expat property owners get up to in France when their friends and relations depart . . . and what it’s like living in France all year round, then these fictional tales reveal everything. Unexpurgated! Little is left to the imagination. Unlike many books of this kind, the author plays no part in these adventures. He’s far too wise . . . or perhaps past it. But his humorous observations and revelations do suggest he has been party to many such goings-on.

Volume 1

The episodes in these books are complete stories in themselves and offer insights into, amongst other things, property buying in France, dealing with the authorities, and generally getting along without upsetting the locals. And one  shares his insights via an email dialogue with a famous English cartoonist, his medium for trying to learn the language of the incomers.

If you don’t say to yourself after reading these tales, ‘perhaps I should think about investing in a small property in France myself’, you’ll not be human. But a cold shower might be wiser.

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Available now in Kindle format from Amazon, you can purchase the book and be reading it in a matter of minutes. Use the links below:

Volume 1 of Expat Living in Rural France – Still Life in the Old Dogs(USA)  $3.09
Volume 1 of Expat Living in Rural France – Still Life in the Old Dogs (UK)    £1.99

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Also available in multiple formats on Smashwords Expat Living in Rural France – Still Life in the Old Dogs

For fans of Barnes & Noble and the Nook, you can get your copy of Expat Living via this link.

iTunes Listings

Expat Living FranceIf you want more stories along the same theme take a look at Volume 2 of the ‘Expat Living in Rural France‘ series. Lots more humorous short stories that are sure to take your fancy if you liked Volume 1.

Book Reviews

Want to know more about the French, or dream of moving to France? Then these collections of short stories are a must read. I always guessed expats had secret lives once their seasonal guests left. These books reveal all. If you love France, fantasise about getting away from it all, and ever wondered whether this could be the life for you . . . read these stories first. Personally I can’t wait to meet these characters for real in the bar of Le Cochon et Sifflet in the author’s fictional town of Castelverdun. Written by Waldo on Amazon

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